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Funky traffic cop doing it right

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look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

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Has there ever been a more perfect human being?


Literal queen

did y’all see this? i think she summoned satan

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I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

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How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

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Phillip Agnew of The Dream Defenders. The Dream Defenders is a human rights organization that’s building leadership and power among young people of colour to challenge racism in their communities.Phillip Agnew on All In

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why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

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  • Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist

I’m moving to college today and I just got to campus

Shit just got way too real

make me choose » jennyburtons asked: allison argent or lorelai gilmore

i stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink, okay? i had to figure out how to live.

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